Yup, I just put coffee in my frying pan and to top it off I put olive oil in my coffee cup. This could be an interesting breakfast. Its not even as if I’m half asleep, I’ve been awake for hours. And no, I wasn’t trying to be clever and roast my own coffee beans.

Last week I actually cleared space in my fridge and put my kettle in there! I was so confused when I went to look for it later on.

Yesterday I spent five minutes looking for my glasses…..the ones I was wearing at the time. Can you imagine if I was the prime minister with the codes to the nuclear weapons…..shit, sorry I thought that button was the door bell.

Oh well, at least I can laugh at myself today.