The first cut is the deepest. Nope, it gets worse as you get older.

Red red wine goes straight to my head. Not if you have eaten a good meal and drink it slowly.

The man in the mirror. Not actually in the mirror is he? On reflection, maybe he is?

On this day I see clearly ( metalingus by alter bridge). Nope, I still need my glasses.

Anything Nickleback have ever done. Wrong, just wrong.

The drugs don’t work……..um

Our house in the middle of our street. Um, I live in a flat.

She hates me (puddle of mud). Now here’s on I can relate to.